I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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