Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize
