i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
