while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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