I think scott just propositioned me for sex
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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