who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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