A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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