no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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