Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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