I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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