Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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