I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
