i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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