I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We are all done wearing pants today
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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