I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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