Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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