no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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