i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Randomize
