Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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