i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
