I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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