would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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