im gay
i know
yea but for you.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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