How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She's the barista slut.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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