Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Panties = found
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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