He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
did you just send me my own nude
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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