all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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