Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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