Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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