He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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