im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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