ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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