singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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