Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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