There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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