Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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