Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize
