discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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