I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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