So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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