yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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