The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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