real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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