Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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