Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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