wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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