i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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