The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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