if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
