He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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