Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
