the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my poor anus
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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